Make sure, that you read the terms of agreement
on bottom of this page first,
and decide, if you want to agree or not.
1001 Internet Facts will help you to realize the
dimensions of the internet with statistics.
1. Drugs taken online
Shall we say something to this situation? No.
We mean, one statistic says more than thousand Numbers, isn't it?
Maybe the most important statistics worldwide now:
2. Fruits women eat while chatting
Every man is interested in what a woman is doing while a chat.
Did you know? Most women are not satisfied with a chat.
Often women eat fruits, as a result of our representative survey.
Obviously the Grape is not a handy fruit to eat just besides. The banana
is higher than we expected.
An apple seems to be user-friendly. :)
And now something completely different...
3. Added Ages of all internet users
Please notice, that the world is 6.000.000.000 Years old, this means,
we all together are older than the earth!
And even our grandma's and grandpa's are not included, because they
are not online,
and perhaps will never be! WOW!
Even more statistics? ok :-)
4. Webmaster's situation
*Hickskks, burbbb**
5. The Year 2000 Problem
This problem is not so important now, because this page was created
before the year 2000.
But in the year 2000, we know, the whole world is a chaos.
We won't have anything to eat for at least one year probably.
6. Statistics on the Web
Statistics Pages like these are really useful, but we have never seen
a statistics page for statistics pages.
So we made this one. Can you see also our one and only funny site(red)?
Cool!
Please don't ask for a statistics page for statistics pages for statistics
pages.
Did you know? Another name for a Windows tutorial is crash course!
7. Windows Crashes
This problem is well-known we think. Enough people run Windows with
Intel Processors. We say: No RISC, no fun!
The graphic shows, that Windows often crashes online. You may ask now,
why the situation is better after the year 2000? Windows in future will
be started only for joking reasons and to show our grandchilds how we had
to work a few years ago...
Thanks for your interest, we will do some more statistics in future...
:-)
Bookmark and check back sometimes...
For today it's enough, isn't is?
In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?!
Hope you enjoy your life! :-)
What you will not find here
There are no X-rated hard core porn pictures here, including hot close-ups
of oral, anal and vaginal sex as well as spanking and whipping. The practitioners
of sadomasochism, bondage, necrofilia and bestiality might as well leave
these pages if they find nothing else of interest on my page. There simply
isn't any hot or wet pussy available, nor are there pictures of long, hard,
erect penises.
Also you won't find here any documents concerning terrorist weapons,
such as car bombs or time bombs neither descriptions to build nuclear,
biological or chemical weapons. No information on automatic or semi-automatic
pistols, submachineguns or machineguns is given. You won't find any such
substances here either (eg. TNT, napalm, dynamite, various poisons), and
the same applies for less deadlier devices as well (eg. surveillance equipment).
There are no confidential papers on secret services, CIA, FBI, NSA or
Europol published, and I will certainly not encourage any plans to assassinate
the president of any country. No criminal activities are documented here.
Car theft, computer hacking and cracking, burglary, fraud, money-laundry,
smuggling marihuana, LSD, heroin, cocaine, crack, amphetamines and beer
are all subjects not covered here.
1. Drugs taken online
Thanks for your interest, we will do some more statistics in future...
:-)
